September 3, 2021

wandavison:

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September 3, 2021

Anonymous asked: Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

beholdingslut:

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

September 3, 2021

itssophietexas:

gxxthicflower:

itssophietexas:

god i miss playing minecraft i just wanna eat berries and kill

good news! you can also do that in new jersey for free

i fucking love this unhinged website

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September 1, 2021

charlesoberonn:

This comic successfully fused millennial rumor and boomer humor.

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August 19, 2021

kitchenlavender:

funnytwittertweets:

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me going to the grocery store

August 19, 2021

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August 19, 2021

transfemoid:

i love when women are like looking for smth in their pocketbook and u hear like glass breaking and bombs going off from inside there

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August 19, 2021

blackgirlart:

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

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August 19, 2021

mad-hare:

candace-gertrude-flynn:

the90sfreshestdude:

just-shower-thoughts:

Doofenshmirtz isn’t incompetent; he *plans* his inventions to fail. Why? Because it was never about the inator. He just wanted Perry to show up so he could talk to him about his past struggles. It’s how he overcomes his trauma, it’s therapy.

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Service animal

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August 19, 2021

tockthewatchdog:

“we were born wrong”

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